Monday, March 13, 2006

closet calvinist

Matthew Self had a nice summary of the behavior of a closet Calvinist. I related to these but I'm not "in the closet". Let me know if you connect...

Signs You Are A Closet Calvinist:
  1. You object to the hymn, "When We All Get To Heaven."
  2. You think backsliding is only a problem for skiers.
  3. You think Paul was too patient with the Corinthian church.
  4. You've ever complained about the church cushioning the wooden pews.
  5. You inexplicably start quoting Ephesians 1 at the mere mention of the movie title Free Willy.
  6. You think an altar call should only involve a phone in the pulpit by which the pastor can wake up the slackers.
  7. There's nothing like the smell of brimstone in the (Sunday) morning.
  8. You've never confused Spurgeon with sturgeon. Or find it funny when others do.
  9. You think Arminianism has something to do with expensive suits.
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