Funny at many, many levels ...
Showing posts with label Gelotology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gelotology. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 06, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Friday, May 02, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
church signs
I hate much of the shallowness (and often error) propagated under the guise of trying to be pithy. On the other hand, I hate the haters of those making these attempts - especially when they are hating on fake church signs.
Friday, January 10, 2014
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
merry christmas
I share Mike Wittmer's sentiments:
My favorite picture of Old Saint Nicholas, who allegedly punched Arius in the face at the Council of Nicea, and so preserved the true meaning of Christmas (that the man Jesus is also consubstantial with the Father).
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Thursday, September 05, 2013
Monday, September 02, 2013
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
Friday, March 29, 2013
charismatic v. cessationist
Seemed like it would be fun to repost this ...
Q. How can you tell when you're at a cessationists party?
A. The pinata looks like Benny Hinn
Q. How can you tell when you're at a cessationist's baby shower?
A. Nobody brought any gifts.
Q. Why did the cessationist make an illegal U-Turn?
A. He didn't think the no U-Turn sign was for today.
Q. How can you tell when only cessationists come to your wedding?
A. Nobody signs the guest book, for fear of adding to what is already written.
Q. What do you call a charismatic at an auction?
A. Broke, because they'll buy anything.
Q. How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. One to screw it in and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Q. How many cessationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. Because God can providentially heal the broken bulb himself, but he must do it sovereignly without our help.
Q. What does a cessationist have in common with the Grinch?
A. They'd like to steal the gifts from those who are obsessed with them.
Q. Why did the charismatic run the red light?
A. Because God didn't tell her to stop, and she didn't see any stop signs.
Q. Why was the charismatic parked at the four-way stop?
A. Because the sign hadn't changed.
Q. How do the charismatic and cessationist both become millionaires?
A. Charismatics embezzle money and hire mean cessationists attorneys to argue their way out of jail.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
les miserables
Sadly, this honest trailer explains my take on the Les Misérables musical movie. I much preferred seeing the version with Liam Neeson or the musical in the theater ... but not in the movies ...
Monday, March 11, 2013
Sunday, March 10, 2013
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