Thursday, May 18, 2006

da vinci jihad

If you have missed the news of the chaos following the release of the Da Vinci Code, here's your official update by the Cent himself...

Rioting in the … what?
by Clark Kent

As news of the Da Vinci Code dominates the Today show in the hope that no one will notice that Katie Couric is leaving for really big money at CBS, Christians and people who wish they were Christians are causing chaos worldwide in protest of the new movie starring Tom Hanks.

No fewer than 7 books have been published by Protestant and Catholic scholars refuting the historical errors of the work, and they are selling at a tepid pace. Nuns are praying at the foot of the cross. Opus Dei is opening up its trade schools and inviting the press to come in and have a look around at the lives it is changing. [more]

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