Monday, January 08, 2007

insanity email

My boss just sent me this email ... I wonder what to make of it ...

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

#1. At lunch time, Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

#2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

#3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

#4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

#5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

#6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

#7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

#8 Dont use any punctuation

#9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

#10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

#11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

#12. Sing along at the opera.

#13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

#14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

#15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

#16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

#17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!

#18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

#19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

#20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity e-mail send this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called THERAPY!

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