20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
#1. At lunch time, Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
#2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
#3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
#4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
#5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
#6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
#7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
#8 Dont use any punctuation
#9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
#10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
#11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
#12. Sing along at the opera.
#13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
#14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
#15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
#16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
#17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!
#18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
#19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
#20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity e-mail send this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called THERAPY!
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