Thursday, July 13, 2006

and god said: let's have some light, mate

I for one had no idea there was an Aussie Bible. If you are as ignorant as I, here's an excerpt - I'm sure you will want to run out and get one now.
There was this sheila who came across a snake-in-the-grass with all the cunning of a con man. The snake asked her why she didn't just grab lunch off the tree in her garden.

God, she said, had told her she'd be dead meat if her fruit salad came from that tree, but the snake told her she wouldn't die. So she took a good squiz and then a bite and passed the fruit on to her bloke. Right then and there, they'd realised what they'd done and felt starkers.
What's next? A British Bible? That would make some chuffed.

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2 comments:

David Rowe said...

Even better than a British Bible - A Cockney Bible - Good ol' East London.... check it out here

http://us.geocities.com/Axiom43/cockneybible.html

Example: THERE was this geezer who had some dodgy skin disease, and he comes to Jesus like, fell on his biscuits and said, "If you want to, please make me clean."
Jesus felt really sorry for the old bloke. He stretched out his Ramsgate and touched the geezer, Jesus said, "Be clean."
Well would you Adam and Eve it, the disease left the geezer immediately and he was clean.

ricki said...

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