Baptists, Liquor Stores, Etc.
Q. What’s the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist?
A. Presbyterians will speak to each other in the liquor store.
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Q. Why do you take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A. Because if you take only one he’ll drink all of your beer.
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Q: What do you call a Presbyterian drinking Mountain Dew?
A: A Hyper-Calvinist
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Q: What did the Calvinist say after being struck by a bus?
A: “Sure glad that’s overwith.”
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Q. Do you know why Baptists don’t drink?
A. Because it could lead to dancing.
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kinda joke?”
-----And finally, for the emerging crowd...
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2 comments:
i love your blog´s mixture of piety (not ashamed to declare yourself a calvinist) and humor. this was again a cool posting on the funny side. couldn´t resist to steal again from you.
Very good - always a good place to look for serious sermon material.
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