Friday, April 07, 2006

christian drinking jokes

HT: Todd Rhodes

Baptists, Liquor Stores, Etc.

Liquor Q. What’s the difference between a Presbyterian and a Baptist?

A. Presbyterians will speak to each other in the liquor store.


Q. Why do you take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?

A. Because if you take only one he’ll drink all of your beer.


Q: What do you call a Presbyterian drinking Mountain Dew?

A: A Hyper-Calvinist


Q: What did the Calvinist say after being struck by a bus?

A: “Sure glad that’s overwith.”


Q. Do you know why Baptists don’t drink?

A. Because it could lead to dancing.


A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kinda joke?”


And finally, for the emerging crowd...

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Anonymous said...

i love your blog´s mixture of piety (not ashamed to declare yourself a calvinist) and humor. this was again a cool posting on the funny side. couldn´t resist to steal again from you.

David Rowe said...

Very good - always a good place to look for serious sermon material.