Friday, May 02, 2008

focus on your strength

Another church moves towards its logical conclusion ...

Church Transforms Into Coffee Chain

DENVER — Connection Metro Church, which used its foyer coffee bars to attract visitors to its eight satellite churches in the Denver area, has decided to abandon ministry altogether to focus on coffee.


"People liked the coffee a lot better than the ministry, according to congregational surveys, so we’re practicing what we preached and focusing on our strengths," says former teaching pastor and now chief marketing officer, Peter Brown.

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2 comments:

stephen matlock said...

I can't tell if this is a parody or not - it's too close to reality.

Anonymous said...

That is brilliant satire.

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