A: He was called Chief Cornerstone.
Q: Why couldn't anyone play cards on the ark?
A: Because the animals were on the deck.
Q: Where was Solomon's temple located?
A: On the side of his head.
Q: Which Old Testament character was known for having a foul mouth at a young age?
A: Job - he cursed the day he was born.
Q: How do we know Jesus drove a Honda?
A: Because he never spoke of his own Accord. [And we presume this Jesus' Accord the disciples were all in.]
Q: What man aside from Adam in the Bible had no earthly parents?
A: Joshua - he was the son of Nun.
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