organizing god

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God and Lucifer were walking together one day. God stopped suddenly, bent down, and picked something up off the ground. He held it out in his hand as it glowed and sparked. “What’s that?” asked Lucifer. “It’s truth,” God replied. “Here,” said Lucifer, holding out his hand, “let me organize that for you.” - Chop Wood, Carry Water

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