mark of the beast

I saw this today and got real scared ...



So to fight my fear, I went with humor ...

We all know the Number of the Beast is 666, but did you know....

• 660 - approximate Number of the Beast
• DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
• 666.0000 - High Precision Beast
• 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
• / 666 - Beast common denominator
• 666^(-1) - Imaginary Number of the Beast
• 1010011010 - Binary Number of the Beast
• 6, oh what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
• 1-666 - Area code of the Beast
• 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
• 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/min. Over 18 please.
• $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
• $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
• $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories (replacement set)
• $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
• $646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
• Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
• Route 666 - Way of the Beast
• 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
• 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
• 666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
• 6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate of First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
• Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
• Word 6.66 - Word processor of the Beast
• Á66686 - CPU of the Beast
• 666i - BMW of the Beast
• DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
• 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
• ddd - The Beast in a mirror
• 999 - The Beast upside-down
• 1999 - The year the Beast is revealed while upside-down
• 333 - The Beast as a toddler
• -666 - Negative number of the Beast
• 6-6-6 - Fertilizer of the Beast
• 666lb cap - Weight limit of the Beast
• 900-666-666 - Dial-A-Beast
• 666-66-6666 - Social security number of the Beast
• WD-666 - Spray Lubricant of the Beast
• 66.6 MHz - FM radio station of the Beast
• 666 kHz - AM Radio station of the Beast

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