poopie list

The Poopie List:

1. GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
2. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
3. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
4. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
5. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
6. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
7. GASSEY POOPIE: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
8. DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
9. CORN POOPIE: (Self-explanatory)
10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE-POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
11. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
12. WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
13. LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
14. MEXICAN POOPIE: It smells so badly your nose burns.
15. UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that has no odor.
16. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a POOPIE!!!
17. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

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